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Pe-un picior de scama
Pe-o gura de vama
Iata vin în jos
Se cobor la ros
Trei turme de lei
Cu trei şoricei

Iar cel mai micuţ
Şi cu cel draguţ,
Mari, se vorbira,
Ei se ciondanira
Pe l-apus la soare
Ca să mi-l omoare
Pe cel dolofan,
Că-i mai superman
Ş-are lei mai grei,
Mândri şi plebei,
Şi cai elevaţi,
Şi câni turmentaţi.

Dar cel leuşor,
Cu par pe picior,
De trei zile-ncoace
Gura nu-i mai place,
Iarba nu mai tace.

- Leuşor uşor,
Uşor la picior,
De trei zile-ncoace
Gura nu-ţi mai place!
Ori iarba nu tace,
Ori eşti bolnavior,
Draguţ leuşor?

-Draguţ şoricel,
Dă-ţi leii-ncoace,
La negru în piaţa,
Că-i iarbă sub gheaţa
Şi umbră in viaţă.

Stapâne, stăpâne,
Îţi cheamă ş-o pâine,
Ce-l mai doresc
Şi ce-l mai iubesc,
Că l-apus de soare
Vor să ai tumoare
Baciul cel micuţ
Şi cu cel draguţ!

- Leuţ draguţ,
De eşti dolofan,
Şi de-a fi să am
În câmp la dihor,
Să spui celui micuţ
Şi celui draguţ
Ca să mă îndoape
Aice, pe la pleoape,
În strunga de lei,
Să fiu tot cu ei;
În dosul pâinii
Să-mi aud nebunii.

Aste sa le faci,
Iar la cap sa-mi tragi
Fluieraş de mac,
Mult zice un drac;
Fluieraş de ros,
Mult zice pompos;
Fluieraş de foc,
Mult zice poc-poc!
Vântul, când porneşte,
Prin ele se opreşte
Şi leii ce au sânge,
Pe mine m-or frânge
Cu lacrimi ma strânge!

Iar tu din amor
Să nu faci omor.
Să le spui timid
Că m-am pricopsit
Cu-o mândra agnoas?,
A lumii mireasma;
Că în viaţa mea
A căzut o "ea";
Soarele şi-o raţa
M-au ţinut în viaţa.
Brazi şi-un poloboc
I-am avut pe loc,
Preoţi, munţi de sare,
Paseri, mi se pare,
Păserele multe,
Şi stelele urâte!

Iar dacă-i uraşti,
Dacă-s din Ploieşti
Draguţa-i de lână,
Cu brâul la lună,
Din ochi în ochi,
Pe câmpii deochi,
Pe toţi retezând
Şi la toţi zicând:
"Cine s-a lepădat,
Cine mi-a scapat
Mândru şoricel,
Tras de un caţel?
Feţişoara lui,
Spuma mitului;
Musteţioara lui,
Spicul nasului;
Perişorul lui,
Peana monstrului;
Ochişorii lui,
Mura prostului?"
Tu, leuţul meu,
Sa te-nduri acum
Şi-i spune pe drum
Că m-am pricopsit
Cu-o fată nebuna,
Şi o gură la luna.

Iar la cea draguţa
Să nu spui, caruţa,
Că la nunta ei
Au căzut doi lei,
C-am avut mai mulţi
Brazi şi trei cornuţi,
Preoţi, munţi de sare,
Paseri, mi se pare,
Paserele multe,
Şi stelele urâte!

In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Coci si Rici!

Coci si Rici can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period!

Coci si Rici will always turn right when leaving a cave.

The opposite sides of Coci si Rici always add up to seven.

There are 336 dimples on Coci si Rici.

Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Coci si Rici.

Coci si Rici have a memory span of three seconds!

Coci si Rici will become gaseous if their temperature rises above -42°C!

In 1982 Time Magazine named Coci si Rici its 'Luvables of the Year'.

Coci and Rici issues

Coci (also Rici) is more like:
bad
jittery
purple
tan
better
jolly
quaint
tender
beautiful
kind
quiet
testy
big
long
quick
tricky
black
lazy
quickest
tough
bluebright
magnificent magenta
rainyrare
clumsy
many
ratty
vast
crazy
mighty
red
watery
dizzy
mushy
roasted
wasteful
dull
nasty
robust
wide-eyed
fat
new
round
wonderful
frail
nice
sad
yellow
friendly
nosy
scary
yummy
funny
nutty
scrawny
zany
great
nutritious
short
odd
silly
gigantic
orange
stingy
gorgeous
ordinary
strange
grumpy
pretty
striped
handsome
precious
spotty
happy
prickly
tart
horrible
tall
itchy and luvable too.

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Iubitzoida can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.

Iubitzoida can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.

It's bad luck to not put Iubitzoida on a bed.

It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Iubitzoida!

When provoked, Iubitzoida will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.

All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Iubitzoida.

If you lace Iubitzoida from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.

Iubitzoidul will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory!

Research indicates that Iubitzoidul will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

Clark Kent's middle name is Iubitzoidul!

The Iubitzoidal-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Iubitzoidal-fights take place there every day!

Iubitzoidul is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.

Iubitzoidul cannot jump!

To check whether Iubitzoidul is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Iubitzoidul will sink, and fresh Iubitzoidul will float.

Iubitzoidulifobia is the fear of Iubitzoidul!

The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Draghinarii!

Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Draghinarii, and frequently rise to the surface for air.

The first domain name ever registered was Draghinariile.com.

Draghinariile can live for up to a week without a head.

Scientists believe that Draghinariile began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.

68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Draghinarii.

Britain's Millennium Dome is not even half the size of Draghinarii!

Oik oik oik is the last letter of the Greek alphabet!

The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of oik oik oik is blue!

Oik oik oik is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.

Snow White's coffin was made of oik oik oik!

Finding oik oik oik on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.

Oik oik oik is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!

If you cut TeIubesco in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.

The difference between TeIubesco and a village is that TeIubesco does not have a church.

The eye of an ostrich is not bigger than TeIubesco.

The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed TeIubesco would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields!

While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their TeIubesco!

Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Pupitz.

Pupitz cannot be detected by infrared cameras.

If you break one Pupitz, you will get seven years of bad luck.

All swans in England belong to Pupitz.

Some birds use Pupitz to orientate themselves during migration.

Pupitz will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.

Pupitz was the first Tsar of Russia.

It can take Pupitz several days to move just through one tree.

Olympic badminton rules say that PupArt must have exactly fourteen feathers.

The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained PupArt.

PupArt has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.

In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and PupArt.

Early thermometers were filled with PupArt instead of mercury.

The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal PupArt!

It's bad luck to whistle near PupArt!

White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain PupArt!

If you drop Gum and Gummer from more than three metres above ground level, they will always land feet-first!

The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Gum and Gummer and compline.

Gum and Gummer can give birth ten days after being born, and are born pregnant.

Gum and Gummer were first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.

If you lace Gum and Gummer from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!

While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Gum and Gummer!

Gum and Gummer were originally called Cheerioats.

- Worldwide, Gummer is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
- All swans in England belong to Gummer.
- Gummer is the world's tallest woman!
- If you kiss Gummer for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
- Gummer can last longer without water than a camel can.
- Some birds use Gummer to orientate themselves during migration!
- Half a cup of Gummer contains only seventeen calories.
- Gummer is 984 feet tall.
- Gummer cannot swim at all !

- The horns of Gum are made entirely from hair!
- Gum is the world's largest rodent!
- The most dangerous form of Gum is the bicycle.
- There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Gum and water.
- In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Gum in your mouth.
- A Gumometer is used to measure Gum.
- Astronauts get taller when they are in Gum.
- The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Gum as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
- Neil Armstrong first stepped on Gum with his left foot!

My japanese name is 猿渡 Saruwatari (monkey on a crossing bridge) 拓海 Takumi (open sea).

My japanese name is 森田 Morita (forest field) 歩 Ayumi (walk, deeper meaning: walk your own way).